i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free
yeah sorry I crushed your boyfriend with the flat side of my knife to release his aromas. yeah he’s in the soup now
one of my fave things ever is when i listen to a song that i havent listened to in soo long and that i had basically forgotten it even existed and it gives me this absolutely random memory of me listening to it in a certain place feeling a certain emotion and suddenly im recalling 25356 different memories of my life during that period and it feels so surreal and so nostalgic and just. oh i love how a simple song can provoke such a special feeling